We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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