No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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