I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
