batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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