Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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