did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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