he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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