By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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