A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Pappa wants mamma naked
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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