Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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