i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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