His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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