is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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