Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
we made out on top of his cat.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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