i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You smell like stripper and shame
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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