i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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