would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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