can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
