I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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