dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
They are going to name an STD after you.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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