Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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