you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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