I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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