Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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