just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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