You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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