I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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