did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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