I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Less talking, more tequila
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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