butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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