i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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