Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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