Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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