I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
In America we eat man semen.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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