It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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