Soap is not a condiment
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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