btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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