Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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