when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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