Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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