this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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