I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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