Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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