69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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