I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Are we still banned from the library?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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