I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
foreskin is a definite game changer
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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