1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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