I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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