I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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