I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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