If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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