no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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