found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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