$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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