party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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