I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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