Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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