im gay
i know
yea but for you.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
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You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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